The following motorcycle joke isn’t a joke about a motorcycle at all. However, it does involve a motorcycle and everything that happens in the following story comes about because of a motorcycle incident the consequences results, in my opinion, to be the best motorcycle joke I’ve ver heard.
A Killer Motorcycle Joke
While riding my motorcycle yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused, I crawled out of the trench to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a gorgeous woman who asked, “Are you okay?”
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a very short mini skirt and a low cut blouse with the best cleavage ever.
“I’m okay I think,” I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in, and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
“That’s nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife will like me doing that!”
“Oh, come now, I’m a nurse,” she insisted. “I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly.”
Well, she was gorgeous and very persuasive. Being shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, “I’m sure my wife won’t like this.” We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be upset, so I’d better go now.”
“Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile while removing her clothes and exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. “Stay for a while. Your wife won’t know anything, and by the way, where is she?”
“Still in the ditch with my motorbike, I replied.”
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