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Irish Prisoner Joke

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Yep, it’s time for another Irish joke but before I get to the Irish prisoner joke I would like to give my funny Irish Alzheimer video a plug. Go check it out, I’m sure you’ll love it. OK, back to my Irish prisoner joke.

Funny Irish Prisoner Joke

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An Irishman, a Scotsman and an Englishman are each sentenced to a year in solitary confinement. Before being locked away, each prisoner could choose a year’s supply of whatever he wants to help him get through the long, long spell alone.

The Scotsman asks for a year’s supply of scotch; he’s locked away after getting his scotch.

The Irishman asks for a year’s cigarette supply, so he’s locked up with several thousand cigarettes.

The Englishman asks for a year’s supply of pornography, and he’s given a giant pile of dirty magazines, and they shut the cell door on him and his pornographic magazines.

A year goes by, and the doors are all unlocked.

The Scotsman staggers out and shouts, ‘I’m free!’ and then keels over dead from alcohol poisoning.

They drag the Englishman out into the light, after which he promptly dies of muscle overuse failure.

When they open the door to the Irishman’s cell, everybody watches eagerly to see what sort of a wreck the man has made of himself. To their surprise, he walks right out the door, sidles up to the first person he sees, and asks, ‘I say you wouldn’t happen to have a light, would ya?’

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