I’ve heard a fair few Lawyer jokes, and some of them have been pretty good, but the one I’m going to share with you today has to be the funniest lawyer joke ever! If you agree that the joke you are about to read is the funniest lawyer joke, please share this post with your friends and leave a comment below.
Funniest Lawyer Joke Ever
Lawyer: Please state your age for the court.
Older woman: I’m 86 years old.
Lawyer: In your own words, please tell us exactly what happened to you.
Older woman: Well, I was sitting on my swing on my front porch. It was a beautiful warm spring evening and then this young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits right down next to me.
Lawyer: And, did you know this young man?
Older woman: I did not, but he sure was friendly.
Lawyer: What happened after he sat down next to you?
Older woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Lawyer: Did you stop him?
Older woman: No, I did not stop him.
Lawyer: A strange young man rubs your thigh and, you don’t stop him! Why didn’t you stop him?
Older woman: Because it felt so good and no one has done that since my husband passed away, thirty years ago.
Lawyer: And what happened next?
Older woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Lawyer: Did you stop him then?
Older woman: No, I didn’t stop him.
Lawyer: Why not?
Older woman: Why? Your Honour, his fondling my breast made me feel alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years.
Lawyer: What happened next?
Older woman: Well, that I spread my legs and said to him, “Take me, young man, take me now.”
Lawyer: And, did he have his way with you?
Older woman: Hell no! That’s when he yelled, “April Fool!” And that’s when I shot the son of a bitch!
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