Today’s Little Johnny Shocks the teacher is my third in the series of funny Little Johnny Jokes. It’s no surprise that Little Johnny shocks the teacher because that’s what Little Johnny does.
How Little Johnny Shocks The Teacher
The first-grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few children for examples of words with more that one syllable. “Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?”
After some thought, Jane proudly replied with “Monday.”
“That’s excellent, Jane, Monday has two syllables, Mon-day. Does anyone know another word?”
Little Johnny shoots up his hand, almost jumping off his chair in his excitement. “I do, I do! Me me me” exclaims Little Johnny.
The teacher, knowing Little Johnny’s more mature sense of humour picks Matt instead. “Ok Matt, what is your word?”
“Saturday,” says, Matt.
“Fantastic, that has three syllables!”
Now, Little Johnny isn’t going to let Matt outdo him, so he says, ” I know a four-syllable word Miss, pick me, pick me!”
Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, “O.K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?” Johnny proudly says, “Mas-tur-ba-tion.”
Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, “Wow, Johnny, four syllables, that certainly is a mouthful.”
To which Little Johnny says, “No Maam, your thinking of blow job, and that’s only two syllables.”
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