I came across this email of a kid who was relating something that happened to him at school, and I thought to myself how it would make a terrific Little Johnny joke. And so I turned it into my Little Johnny Tells A Story joke. I was so thrilled about my Little Johnny tells a story that I produced my Little Johnny Tells The Truth video. Please take the time to watch my video, and if you like it I would really love a thumbs up 👍😎
OK, now that the preamble is over, and thank you so much for persevering with it, it’s time for my Little Johnny Tells A Story joke.
A Funny Little Johnny Tells A Story
Our teacher asked us what our favourite animal was and I put my hand up, and I tell her my favourite animal is fried chicken.
She tells me that it wasn’t funny at all. I reckon she was wrong, though because all the kids were laughing their heads off.
My parents taught me always to tell the truth, and I did! Fried chicken is my favourite animal.
When I got home, I told my dad what happened, and he reckons my teacher must be a member of PETA. He says they love animals a lot.
So do I, especially chicken pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened and he laughed too and then he tells me not to do it again.
The next day in class, my teachers asks me what my favourite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken and then she asks me why and so I told her you could make them into fried chicken. Can you believe it? She sent me to the principal’s office again.
He laughed and told me not to do it again.
I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher gets angry when I am.
Today my teacher asked me to tell her what famous military person I admired the most.
I told her the truth; it was Colonel Sanders.
Guess where the heck I am now?
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