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Funny Amish Jokes

As I posted my funniest Amish joke on my YouTube channel yesterday, I thought I should post some funny Amish jokes today. I figure my funny Amish jokes would be perfect for my Religious jokes category.

The Amish Driver Best of Funny Amish Jokes

If you watched my Amish joke video, I hope you did 😜 you would have noticed it involved an Amish mother driving her daughter in a buggy. Strangely enough, today’s joke has the same mother and her wagon. πŸ˜†

A policeman pulls over an Amish lady.

“I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer. “I just wanted to warn you that you have a broken reflector on the back of your buggy is broken, and it could be dangerous.”

“I thank thee,” replied the Amish lady. “I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home.”

That’s great, says the office. “I also noticed you have a rope wrapped around your horse’s testicles. Some folk who would consider this cruelty to animals, so you should have your husband check that too.”

“Again, I thank thee”, replied the Amish woman. “I shall have my husband check this when I get home.” 

True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband about the broken reflector. He said he would put a new one on immediately. 

“Also,” said the Amish woman, “the policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake.”


An Amish Father’s Elevator Experience

The following joke occurs when an Amish father and his son enter a modern mall for the first time.

A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall and were amazed by almost everything they saw! They were mainly in awe by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slid back together again. 

The boy asked, “What is this, Father?” 

The father, who had never seen an elevator before, responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life; I don’t know what it is”. 

They watched in amazement as a fat old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room, and then the walls closed again.

The boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. 

They sat there watching in awe until finally, the walls opened up again, and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. 

Not taking his eyes off the young woman, the father said quietly to his son, “Go get your Mother”.


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