The thing with senior citizens is they have a wealth of information which they’ve developed over the years. I have a lot of respect for my elders and dislike those younger folk who at times tend to take advantage of them. Which is what makes the following funny senior citizen story so amusing.
A Funny Senior Citizen Story
A stuck-up college freshman was attending a recent football game. He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why the older generation couldn’t understand his generation.
‘Your problem is you grew up in a different world, an almost primitive one,’ says the student, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. ‘The young people of today are way more advanced than people your age. We grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, a man walking on the moon and the Internet. We have cell phones, nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers, automated manufacturing, amazing technologies, and,’ pausing to take another drink of beer.
The senior took advantage of the break in the student’s litany and said, “You’re right, son. We didn’t have those things when we were young, which is why we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are YOU doing for the next generation?”
The applause was resounding. I love senior citizens!
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