I came across the what causes arthritis joke in one of my emails this morning. What makes a joke funny is a punchline, and that’s so for today’s what causes arthritis joke.
Funny What Causes Arthritis Joke
A drunk smelling of beer sat down in an underground train station, next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes, the man turned to the priest and asked, “Say, Father, what causes arthritis?”
The priest replied, “My Son, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.”
The drunk muttered in response, “Well, I’ll be damned!” He then returned to his paper.
The priest, feeling guilty about his response to the drunk, nudged the man and apologized. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?”
The drunk answered, “I don’t have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.”
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