Some time ago, I did a video called Funniest British Postcards, which became pretty popular. That video got me wondering about whether or not there were any funny postcard jokes out there. I managed to find different versions of the following postcard joke.
Funniest Postcard Joke
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
He didn’t want to ruin his reputation or marriage, so he offered to pay her a large sum of money if she went to Italy to have the child. To sweeten the deal, he told her if she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. After some thought, he told her to mail him a postcard and write “Spaghetti” on the back to keep it discrete. Upon receiving the postcard, he would then arrange for child support.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. “Honey,” she said, “you received a bizarre postcard today.”
“Oh, just give it to me, and I’ll explain it later,” he said. The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.”
I even used a vintage postcard joke on my Instagram, which you can see below.
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