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A Funny Xmas Story

Now that Christmas is around the corner and knowing and believing that Christmas is about celebrating the birth of Christ, I want to share with you a funny Christmas story; this is the story about why many of us place a Fairy on top of our Christmas tree. You can watch my Funniest Christmas Tale if you would rather listen to me telling the joke.

A Funny Xmas Story To Share

a funny xmas story

Santa Claus was having one of those days! Mrs Santa was in bed with the flu. The elves were playing up and had gone on strike for more pay. The replacement elves were much slower and were behind with the toy-making.
Two of the reindeer were pregnant, two more were lame, and another two had kicked down the fence and disappeared into the forest. And to top it all, Rudolph’s nose had turned black!
Then Santa discovered that one of the runners on his sleigh had come off, and the bells were missing.
What I need, thought Santa, is a good, strong cup of coffee. But when he opened the cupboard, the jar fell out, and the coffee spilt all over the floor!
That was the last straw, and Santa had had enough. He went to fetch the broom to sweep up the mess but found that the mice had chewed off all the bristles!

Right at that moment, there was a knock on the front door.
Upon opening it, he saw a beautiful Fairy holding a gorgeous Christmas tree.

“Good morning, Santa”, she trilled, “Isn’t it a perfectly gorgeous day? I have brought you this beautiful tree, isn’t it lovely? Where would you like me to stick it?”

And that is why, by tradition, we have a Fairy sitting on top of the Christmas tree!

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I reckon you’ll get a kick out of my joke, not to mention my joke about a Boyfriend Who Gets His GIrlfriend Pregnant Even Though He Used A Condom. You could also check out my More Funny Blonde Jokes. Then there is my Funny Love Dress Joke video.

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