As Christmas is upon us, I thought it was only fitting that I came up with some of the best Christmas jokes. I’ve uploaded a Christmas Jokes That Will Make You Laugh video if you want to watch me telling these jokes in person.
Best Christmas Jokes That Will Have You Laughing
The first of my best Christmas jokes takes place in a department store.
Norman The Gringe Husband
As usual, Norman left his Christmas shopping to the very last moment. He was a bit strapped for cash but thought he should buy his wife a little Christmas gift. He thought long and hard about what gift he should buy.
Unable to decide, Norman asked the sales assistant at the counter, ‘What’s a nice perfume for my wife’s Christmas gift?’ She showed him a bottle costing $150. ‘Too expensive,’ muttered Norman. The young lady returned with a smaller bottle for $100. ‘Nope’, Norman not at all impressed, ‘still far too much.’ Growing rather annoyed at Norman’s meanness, the salesgirl brought out a tiny $20 bottle and offered it to him.
Norman’s is quite agitated by now and says, ‘What I mean,’ he whined, ‘is I’d like to see something really cheap.’ So the sales girl hands him a mirror.
The Judges Christmas Present
It was just before Christmas, and the magistrate was in a happy mood. He asked the prisoner in the dock, ‘What are you charged with?’ The prisoner replied, ‘Doing my Christmas shopping too early.’ ‘That’s no crime’, said the magistrate. ‘Just how early were you doing this shopping?’ ‘Before the shop opened’, answered the prisoner.
The Sunday Before Christmas Best Christmas Jokes
The Sunday before Christmas, Father O’Riley was walking down the main street in Adelaide, South Australia, on his way to see a parishioner. He was in a rush, and he wanted to post a parcel urgently, so he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had directed him, Father O’Riley thanked him and said, ‘If you come to the Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to heaven.’
The boy replied, ‘Nah, I think I’ll give your sermon a miss. If you don’t even know your way to the post office, how are you going to lead me to heaven?’
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