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Prince Charles And The Hooker

Prince Charles and the hooker are among the many jokes that I receive in my emails from my mates, who all know how much I love jokes. I get many jokes via email, and I love to share all the best ones with you guys. As all good jokes, what makes Prince Charles and the hooker joke so funny is the punchline. I hope you get as much of a kick out of this joke as I did.

Funny Prince Charles And The Hooker Joke

Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. On his daily walk, he passed a hooker standing there every day on the same street corner. 

He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost sure to follow.

“One hundred and fifty pounds!” she’d shout.

“No! Five pounds!” He said from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up. 

This ritual between Prince Charles and the hooker became a daily occurrence.

She’d yell, “One hundred and fifty pounds!” and he’d yell back, “Five pounds!”

One day, Camilla decided to accompany her husband. 

As the couple neared the hooker’s corner, Prince Charles realised she’d bark her £150 offer, and Camilla would wonder what he’d really been doing on all his previous walks. 

He figured he’d better have a good explanation for his wife. 

As they neared the hooker’s corner, he became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there the hooker stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass.

Then, the hooker yelled: “See what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard!”

I thought the image below was pretty funny 😂

prince charles and the hooker
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