Everybody loves funny golf jokes, and over the years, I have shared some of the funniest golf jokes around. Before I share with you today’s funniest golf jokes, I’m going to link to some of my previous funniest golf jokes.
My Funniest Golf Jokes
Because golf jokes have proved to be so popular, I even posted a few on YouTube. One of the most popular golf jokes on YouTune would have to be this hilarious golf joke. That joke has had close to 30,000 views and has netted me an extra 137 subscribers.
Today’s funny golf joke is about these four elderly golfers.
Four Elderly Golfers Funnies Golf Jokes
Four older men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf.
The pro asked, “Did you guys have a good game today?”
The first old guy said, “Yes, I had three riders today.”
The second old guy said, “I had the most riders ever. I had five.”
The third old guy said, “I had seven riders, the same as last time.”
The last old man said, “I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today.”
After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard the old guys talking about their game went to the pro and said, “I have been playing golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but what’s a rider?”
The pro said, “A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to get in the golf cart and ride to it.”
Golfer Paying His Respects
Four golfers who love to gamble decided to put some money on a game. Throughout the day, the pot builds until they reach the 18th green, where Charlie has a chance to putt for the lot. He would pocket $500 if he could make the 10-foot putt.
Just as Charlie was lining up his putt lines up his putt, a funeral procession begins passing by on the road that runs alongside the 18th hole.
Charlie steps away from his ball, sets down his putter, takes off his hat and places it over his heart, waiting for the funeral procession to pass by. Once all the cars in the funeral procession have passed, Charlie picks up his putter and begins lining up the putt again.
“Wow,” said one of the other golfers. “That was the most touching thing I have ever seen. You’ve got a makeable putt for five hundred bucks, and yet you stopped to pay your respects. You are something.”
“Well,” Charlie says, “we were married for 25 years.”
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