I know how popular Little Johnny jokes are so today’s ‘Little Johnny starts first grade’ is going to be my first Little Johnny joke for this blog.

The Day Little Johnny Starts First Grade

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. It wasn’t long before they discovered their biggest hurdle, that their teacher insisted on NO baby talk! ‘You need to use ‘Big People’ words,’ she was always reminding them. 

The teacher asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. 

‘I went to visit my Nana,’ he replied.

‘No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use ‘Big People’ words!’

She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

‘I took a ride on a choo-choo.’

‘No, you took a ride on a TRAIN,’ replied the teacher. Children, you must remember to use ‘Big People’ words.’ You’re not babies anymore. You don’t want people to think you’re babies, do you? Little Johnny, can you please tell the class what you did over the weekend!’

‘I read a book,’ said Little Johnny proudly.

‘That’s WONDERFUL!’ the teacher said. ‘What book did you read?’

Little Johnny thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, ‘Winnie the SHIT.’ 

I’ve got heaps of Little Johnny Jokes. Here’s one I posted on Pinterest.

Then there is the one I had just posted on Instagram.

Because there are so many Little Johnny jokes, I’ve decided Little Johnny can have his very own category. You should also check out my first blonde joke.

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