Check Out The Best Of My New Year’s Eve Jokes
Hey, guys, it’s that time of year again. If you haven’t noticed, it’s New Year’s eve, and I can’t believe 2021 went by so quickly. Being New Year’s Eve, I thought it was only fitting that my last jokes of the year are New Year’s Eve related.
Because I love telling jokes, I produced a New Year’s Eve Joke video, which I called Funniest New Year’s Jokes. Yep, you can see it there at the beginning of this post.
Most Important Person On New Year’s Eve
On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was so embarrassing because as the clock struck, twelve the bartender was almost crushed to death.
Best Of My New Year’s Eve Jokes #2
The other asked, “Where have you been all this time? Why did you not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t you call?”
The girl crying replied, “Dad, I’m a prostitute.”
“What!!? Get out of here, you shameless harlot! You’re a disgrace to this family.”
“OK, daddy. If that’s your wish, I just came back to give mum this beautiful fur coat, a title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $US4 million.”
“For my little brother, I have this gold Rolex watch. And for you, daddy, there’s sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible parked outside. I’ve also booked a place on a yacht in the Riviera for you all to spend a fantastic New Year’s Eve!”
“Now what was it ye said you had become, again?” says her father.
Girl, crying again, “A prostitute, dad!”
“Oh! You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said a Protestant. Come here and hug your old man!”
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I think you will love my granddaughter Capri’s playing dress-up video.