There are heaps of blonde jokes floating around, and I’ve put together what I believe to be three of the best blonde jokes.
Best Blonde Jokes The Handy Blonde
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighbourhood. Our blonde would be handyman went to the first house’s front door and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, porch needs painting. How much will you charge for painting my porch?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?”
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’ve finished already?” asked the homeowner.
“Yes,” replied the blonde, “and I had heaps of paint leftover, so I gave it two coats!”
“Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
Best Blonde Jokes – Castaway Blondes
Trapped on a deserted island were three women, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They could see the nearest mainland was about 50 miles away.
The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore; she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, and drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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