This has to be the best ever salesman joke. What makes it the best ever salesman joke? I’m glad you asked 😎it’s the punchline. Like all good jokes, the ones with great punchlines stand out from the rest. If you would rather hear me tell the joke instead of reading it here you can do so here: Travelling Salesman Selling Insect Repellant Joke.
Best Ever Salesman Joke
A salesman was travelling through the countryside, selling insect repellent:
He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer.
“Sir, I have the best bug spray. It is so good that I guarantee that bugs will never bite you again once you use it!”
The farmer was dubious.
“Young man, I’ll make you a proposition. I’ll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I’ll buy a whole case from you.”
The salesman was delighted. They went to the field, and he stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake.
And back to the house went the farmer.
The farmer and his family trooped out to the cornfield the following day. The salesman was hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard and drawn, but not one bite on him.
The farmer was perplexed. “Son.” He said, “You sure as hell don’t have a bite on you, but you look like shit! What the devil happened?”
The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked. “For crying out loud, Mister, doesn’t that calf have a Mother?”
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