In our last post, we took a little look at the History Of Blonde Jokes. I thought I would assume that route to be a little different. Not for this post, nope we’re not looking at the history of Irish jokes, other than to say that Irish jokes are as funny as blonde jokes. So, let’s have a look at some funny Irish Leprechauns shall we.
Funny Irish Leprechauns Looking For Midget Nuns
Two leprechauns walked into the convent to beg an audience with the Mother Superior. Upon entering the Mother Superior’s office, she said, “Well, how can I help you little people?” asked Mother Superior.
The larger and more intelligent looking of the leprechauns asked: “Oh Mother Superior, would you be knowing of any midget nuns here at the convent?”
“No,” replied the Mother Superior, “there aren’t any midget nuns here at the convent.”
“All right then, Mother Superior, would you be knowing of any midget nuns in all of Ireland then?”
“No, no,” replied Mother Superior, “I’m fairly sure you will not find any midget nuns in all of Ireland. None at all.”
“Well then Mother Superior, in all of nundom, in the whole wide world of all the nuns, would you be knowing, then, of any midget nuns?”
After some careful thought, the Mother Superior replied; “No, I would not; out of all the nuns in all the world, I don’t believe there are any midget nuns!” replied Mother Superior “Now, please, would you tell me what this is all about!!?”
The leprechaun doing all the talking turned sadly to the other leprechaun and said: “See, it’s as I told you all along… you’ve been shagging a penguin!”
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