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G’day, guys and a hearty welcome to where you get to leave your troubles behind you. Laugh Out is all about taking the stress out of people’s lives. You may not know this, but laughing is fantastic for stress relief!

You don’t know me yet, but my name is Peter, and I’ve been blogging for years. My most popular blog is WassupBlog and believe it or not, the most popular category is Friday Funnies. Because I’m having so much fun doing my Friday Funnies series I decided to start Mission
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My mission for is simple; it’s to make people laugh! To bring a little joy into their lives, and I believe the best way to do that is to bring a smile to their faces. And what better way to do that than with a great joke.

Disclaimer: You may not Laugh Out Loud with every post, but as long as I get a smile I reckon the post will have done its job ūüėÄ

Laugh Out Upcoming Content?

So, what can you expect from Laugh Out Loud? Pretty well anything and everything that I feel is going to get a reaction from you, my readers. It could be a meme, a joke or something that’s happening somewhere around the world that people are finding to be funny. Take Donald Trump for example who has just claimed he’s won the election and the hilarious twitter responses from the general public.

It may even be a funny video I’ve come across. Speaking of funny videos, I may as well give my Laughaholics playlist a plug. I do a joke video every week which is featured on Laughaholics, just one of many playlists on My Bonzer Channel. Don’t be surprised if they appear in a post now and again.

Comment Policy

While I love to interact with my readers, there are some out there, including bots, that will abuse the privilege of leaving a comment. To combat that I have introduced a Comment Policy which I urge you to read, so you do not have your comment spammed or deleted.

Golfer And Kate Upton Joke

My good mate sent me this elderly golfer and Kate Upton joke some time ago, and I thought it was time I shared it with you guys. I found the joke so funny that I published it on YouTube as part of my Laughaholics playlist. Why not watch me telling you the funny Kate Upton golf joke.

Funny Elderly Golfer And Kate Upton Joke

An Old Golfer hit his ball from near a water hazard, and his club fell into the water.  

When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?¬†

The golfer replied that his club had fallen into the water, and he needed the club to have a chance to win the tournament and supplement his meagre pension.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden club. 

“Is this your club?” the Lord asked.¬†

The golfer replied, “No.”

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver club. 

“Is this your club?” the Lord asked.¬†¬†

Again, the golfer replied, “No.”

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron club. “Is this your club?” the Lord asked.¬†

The golfer replied, “Yes.”

“The Lord was pleased with the golfer’s honesty and gave him all three clubs to keep, and the golfer went home happy.

Sometime later, the golfer was walking with his wife alongside the water hazard when she fell into the lake.  

When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?”

“Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!”

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Kate Upton.¬† “Is this your wife?” the Lord asked?

Elderly Golfer And Kate Upton Joke

“Yes,” cried the golfer. The Lord was furious. “You lied!¬† That is an untruth!”

The golfer replied, “Oh, forgive me, Lord.¬† It is a misunderstanding.¬† You see, if I had said ‘No’ to Kate Upton, you would have come up with Jennifer Anniston.¬† If I said ‘No’ to her, you would have come up with my wife.¬† Had I then said ‘Yes,’ you would have given me all three and Lord, I am an old man unable to take care of all three women in a way that they deserve … that’s why I said ‘Yes’ to Kate Upton.

And God was pleased

The moral of this story is:

If a golfer ever tells a lie, it is for a good and honourable reason and only out of consideration for others! Total crap right? But funny all the same.

Looking For More Laughs? Check These Out!

Check out my funny shop assistant joke. My funny nutrition joke video has a twist to it. See if you can work it out?

While there, check out my Laughaholics Playlist which is crammed packed full of funny jokes. There, you will find my top funny blonde jokes and my top 10 funniest blonde jokes video, which has over 10,000 views. As you know, I’m always looking for new subscribers, so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel.