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G’day, guys and a hearty welcome to where you get to leave your troubles behind you. Laugh Out is all about taking the stress out of people’s lives. You may not know this, but laughing is fantastic for stress relief!

You don’t know me yet, but my name is Peter, and I’ve been blogging for years. My most popular blog is WassupBlog and believe it or not, the most popular category is Friday Funnies. Because I’m having so much fun doing my Friday Funnies series I decided to start Mission
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My mission for is simple; it’s to make people laugh! To bring a little joy into their lives, and I believe the best way to do that is to bring a smile to their faces. And what better way to do that than with a great joke.

Disclaimer: You may not Laugh Out Loud with every post, but as long as I get a smile I reckon the post will have done its job 😀

Laugh Out Upcoming Content?

So, what can you expect from Laugh Out Loud? Pretty well anything and everything that I feel is going to get a reaction from you, my readers. It could be a meme, a joke or something that’s happening somewhere around the world that people are finding to be funny. Take Donald Trump for example who has just claimed he’s won the election and the hilarious twitter responses from the general public.

It may even be a funny video I’ve come across. Speaking of funny videos, I may as well give my Laughaholics playlist a plug. I do a joke video every week which is featured on Laughaholics, just one of many playlists on My Bonzer Channel. Don’t be surprised if they appear in a post now and again.

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Best Ever Salesman Joke

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This has to be the best ever salesman joke. What makes it the best ever salesman joke? I’m glad you asked 😎it’s the punchline. Like all good jokes, the ones with great punchlines stand out from the rest. If you would rather hear me tell the joke instead of reading it here you can do so here: Travelling Salesman Selling Insect Repellant Joke.

Best Ever Salesman Joke

A salesman was travelling through the countryside, selling insect repellent:

He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer.

“Sir, I have the best bug spray. It is so good that I guarantee that bugs will never bite you again once you use it!”

The farmer was dubious.

“Young man, I’ll make you a proposition. I’ll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I’ll buy a whole case from you.”

The salesman was delighted. They went to the field, and he stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake.

And back to the house went the farmer.

The farmer and his family trooped out to the cornfield the following day. The salesman was hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard and drawn, but not one bite on him.

The farmer was perplexed. “Son.” He said, “You sure as hell don’t have a bite on you, but you look like shit! What the devil happened?”

The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked. “For crying out loud, Mister, doesn’t that calf have a Mother?”

Best Ever Salesman Joke

Looking For More Laughs? Check These Out!

I reckon you’ll get a kick out of my Wife Catches Her Husband Cheating joke not to mention Wealthy Aussie Gets Daughter Pregnant joke. You could also check out my More Funny Blonde Jokes. Then there is my Funny Italian Jokes video.

There’s also my Laughaholics Playlist which is crammed-packed full of funny jokes. As you know, I’m always looking for new subscribers, so why not consider subscribing to Channel.

I think you will love my granddaughter Capri, Baby saying no, no, no video.