Today, I will share two of the funniest jokes for the week. The first Is going to be about a blonde who is trying to get child benefits for her tribe of kids. If you would rather listen to me tell the joke with some cool animations created with CreateStudio Pro, you can watch The Blonde Who Wants Child Benefits.
The Blonde Who Wants Child Benefits: The First Of Two Of The Funniest Jokes
A blonde girl goes to the council to register for child benefits.
“How many children do you have?” asks the council worker.
“10”, replies the blonde girl.
“10???” says the council worker. “What are their names?”
“Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne”
“Doesn’t that get confusing?”
“Naah…” says the blonde girl. “it’s great because if they are out playing in the street, I just have to shout Wayne, Your dinner’s ready, or Wayne, go to bed now, and they all do it.”
“What if you want to speak to one individually?” says the perturbed council worker.
“That’s easy,” says the girl…
“I just use their surnames.”
Next, we have a joke about a mix-up at a lab. Again, if you would rather listen to me tell the joke, hop on over to my Funny Laboratory Mix-Up Joke.
The Funny Laboratory Mix-Up
The phone rings, and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello..’
‘ Mrs. Sanders, please.’
“Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders also arrived. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way, the results are not too good.’
‘What do you mean?’ Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
‘Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s, and the other tested positive for HIV… We can’t tell which is which.’
‘That’s dreadful! Can you do the test again?’ questioned Mrs Sanders.
‘Normally, we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests once.’
‘Well, what am I supposed to do now?’
‘The folks at Medicare recommend dropping your husband off somewhere in town. If he finds his way home. Don’t sleep with him.’
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