Today’s sports joke is a jockey joke that I received in my email today. It’s the first sports joke for this blog, so I hope you enjoy it. Ok, enough waffling on, let’s get on with today’s jokey joke.
Dating A Jockey Joke
A young bloke was having a few drinks by himself at the Sydney Casino, when he met up with a striking, but quite short and slim, young woman.
They got on famously and ended up in bed.
The next morning she told him she was a jockey and that if he came to the
races at Randwick that day, she’d tip him the winner of each race she was
riding in, by giving him a sign, as she rode out of the saddling paddock.
In Race 2, she rode out, rubbing both her boobs. The bloke looked through the racebook and found ‘Two Abreast’, on which he placed $100 at 5-1. It
won by two lengths.
In Race 4, she rode out rubbing her fingers around her eyes. He put the lot on ‘Eyeliner’ at 10-1 and was then $5000 in front.
In the last race, she came out standing up in the stirrups and rubbing her crotch. The young guy didn’t back anything in that race. After the races, he met up with her and thanked her for the winners in races 2 and 4.
What about ‘Itchy Mickey’ in the sixth?’, she asked. ‘It paid a fortune.’
‘Shit’, he said, ‘I thought you were telling me the favourite was scratched!’
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