I know how much you love blonde jokes, so I’ve decided to give you my top three blonde jokes. For those who would rather hear me tell them instead of reading them here, you could hop over to the Best Ever Blonde Jokes.
Funniest Top Three Blonde Jokes
I hope you’re ready for my top three blonde jokes.
There are three moms: a Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.
They were all talking one day, and the brunette said, “Oh my gosh, I went through my daughter’s purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed.”
They comfort her, and the redhead says, “Yeah, well, I found a fake I. D. In my daughter’s purse. I cannot believe she has one”. So they all comfort her.
Then the blonde says, “That’s nothing. I found a condom in my daughter’s purse. I cannot believe she has a penis.”
Blonde Learns To Golf
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson, and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she would do.
The blonde did so and completely stuffed the shot. The pro said, “Your swing is good, but you’re gripping the club too hard. Try gripping the club gently as you would your husband’s penis.”
The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards straight down the fairway.
The pro said, “That was excellent! Let’s try it again; this time, take the club out of your mouth.”
Boyfriend Buys Brunette Flowers
A brunette walks down Main St with her blonde friend when she spots her boyfriend in the flower shop buying roses. The brunette says, “Oh great, I see my boyfriend buying me flowers again, which means I will have to spend a week on my back with my legs in the air again”.
The blonde says, “You poor thing, don’t you have a vase”?
And that’s it, guys, my top three blonde jokes for today. Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share these jokes with your friends. This is Peter from my Bonzer channel signing off and I hope to see you for tomorrow’s joke.
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