Before I get to my’ more funny blonde jokes,’ I would like to link to a few of my latest Laughaholics videos.
- How a man dating three women chooses which one is best for marriage.
- Funny Black Friday joke.
- Blonde Cia Joke.
And now, let’s have a few more funny blonde jokes.
More Funny Blonde Jokes
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They happened to score some great seats, right behind their team’s bench.
During the game, the guy asks his girlfriend how she liked her first Super Bowl experience.
“Oh, I liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I don’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asks, “What do you mean?”
She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
The Blonde Cop
A blonde woman is speeding down the highway in her new sports car when a traffic officer pulls her over. The traffic officer also happens to be a blonde.
The blonde officer approaches the blonde lady’s car and requests to see her drivers licence. The lady starts searching high and low for her licence and becomes highly frustrated until finally, she asks, “what does my licence look like?”
The blonde officer replies, “it is a rectangle which has a picture of you on it”.
The blonde lady finally pulls out a compact mirror from her purse and hands it to the officer, “I think I found it”, she says as she hands the mirror over.
The blonde officer takes a quick look at the mirror and replies, “I’m ever so sorry, I didn’t realise that you were a traffic officer too,” and lets the lady go.
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