Yep, it’s true. I love blonde jokes. And that’s why I have another funny blonde joke for you. That’s not entirely accurate; I have two of the best dumb blonde jokes ever.
Best Dumb Blonde Joke Ever #1
The brunette jumps after her and pulls her parachute cord, but nothing happens! She pulls it again, this time as hard as possible, but still nothing. She pulls the cord to the emergency chute, but that doesn’t open either. She passes by the blonde like a speeding bullet!
The blonde looks at her and says, while getting her parachute off her shoulders, “So, you want to race, do you?”
Best Dumb Blonde Joke Ever #2
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and put it into action.
The brunette drove up to the front of the bank they had decided to rob, turned to the blonde, and asked, “Now, do you remember what the plan is?”
The blonde sighed and replied, “Yeah, I remember.”
The brunette went over the plan once more and let the blonde out to do her stuff.
Before the blonde could shut the door, the brunette yelled, “Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!”
The blonde ran inside, and the brunette waited in the car and waited and waited and waited and waited. After waiting so long in the car, the blonde bursts out of the bank’s doors, the alarm blaring loud enough to wake everyone up. The blonde was lugging a bank safe behind her by a rope tied around it. A security guard ran out of the bank, his pants down around his ankles and attempting to reach his gun.
The blonde was panting as she tried to put the safe in the car but finally gave up and left the safe behind as she ran into the passenger seat, pulling the door shut, the car already moving.
The security guard yelled, “Stop! Stop!” while the pair drove off, leaving the safe with the rope tied tightly around it behind.
The brunette frantically asked the blonde, “What the hell happened in there?!?” The blonde was panting, turned to the brunette, and choked out, “What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!”
The brunette paused and yelled, “YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!”
Man, I hope you found that as funny as I did 🙏😂
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