There’s a reason why I’m posting a couple of funniest farmer jokes. You see, last week, I posted my Funny Farmer’s Daughter Joke, which has proved to be popular. Because it proved to be so popular, this week’s Laughaholic’s video has a couple of funny jokes about farmers. And now I’m in the mood for some more funniest farmer jokes.
Best Of Funniest Farmer Jokes
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation, and he meets an Aussie farmer in one of the pubs.
The two farmers get to talking, and the Aussie farmer invites the Texan to his farm. The Texan agrees, and the farmer shows off his big wheat field first.
The Texan is unimpressed and says, “Back home, we have wheat fields that are at least twice as large as that.”
They walk around the ranch a little more, and then the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle.
Once again, the Texan is unimpressed and says, “We’ve longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”
The Aussie shows him more of his farm when the Texan sees a group of kangaroos hopping through the field.
He asks the Aussie, “And what are those?”
The Aussie replies, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”
The Farmer And His Wife Joke
There was once an old farmer whose wife nagged him non-stop. She would ride him constantly from morning until night. The only time he was free from her nagging was when he was ploughing his field with his old faithful mule, and so it wasn’t surprising the old bloke was in his field from sunup until sundown.
One day, as he was ploughing the field, his wife brought his lunch out to him. He drove the mule into the shade, sat down on a tree stump, and began to eat his lunch.
His wife also sat down and once again began nagging him. Nag, nag, nag, it just went on and on.
Then suddenly, the mule lashed out with both back legs and kicking her in the head. The force of the blow killed her instantly.
At the funeral a few days later, the priest noticed something most unusual. Whenever a woman mourner went to talk to the old farmer, he’d listen for a minute and then would nod his head in agreement.
But whenever a male mourner talked to him, he’d listen for a minute and then would shake his head. Perplexed, the priest decided he would speak to the old farmer about it.
So, after the funeral, he approached the farmer. He asked why he nodded and agreed with the women but always shook his head and disagreed with the men.
The old farmer said: “Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked or how pretty her dress was, so I’d nod my head in agreement.”
“And what about the men?” the minister asked.
“They all wanted to know if the mule was for sale.”
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