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Best Of My New Year’s Eve Jokes

Check Out The Best Of My New Year’s Eve Jokes

Hey, guys, it’s that time of year again. If you haven’t noticed, it’s New Year’s eve, and I can’t believe 2021 went by so quickly. Being New Year’s Eve, I thought it was only fitting that my last jokes of the year are New Year’s Eve related.

Because I love telling jokes, I produced a New Year’s Eve Joke video, which I called Funniest New Year’s Jokes. Yep, you can see it there at the beginning of this post.

Most Important Person On New Year’s Eve

On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was so embarrassing because as the clock struck, twelve the bartender was almost crushed to death.

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The other asked, “Where have you been all this time? Why did you not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t you call?”
The girl crying replied, “Dad, I’m a prostitute.”
“What!!? Get out of here, you shameless harlot! You’re a disgrace to this family.”

“OK, daddy. If that’s your wish, I just came back to give mum this beautiful fur coat, a title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $US4 million.”
“For my little brother, I have this gold Rolex watch. And for you, daddy, there’s sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible parked outside. I’ve also booked a place on a yacht in the Riviera for you all to spend a fantastic New Year’s Eve!”

“Now what was it ye said you had become, again?” says her father.
Girl, crying again, “A prostitute, dad!”

“Oh! You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said a Protestant. Come here and hug your old man!”

Looking For More Laughs? Check These Out!

Why not check out my last post, Best Christmas Jokes. I reckon you’ll get a kick out of my woman gets a facelift joke not to mention my funny blonde cop joke. You could also check out my funny Little Johnny At Grandma’s House. Also, my funny nutrition joke video has a twist to it. See if you can work it out?

While there, check out my Laughaholics Playlist which is crammed packed full of funny jokes. As you know, I’m always looking for new subscribers, so why not consider subscribing to My Bonzer Channel.

I think you will love my granddaughter Capri’s playing dress-up video.

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