Man, it’s been so long since I’ve posted a joke, for which I humbly apologise. There is no excuse, really, other than I find there isn’t enough time in the day. Not to worry, today I will share some funny Tiger Woods jokes with you. But, before we get to that you may want to watch my new bride confesses she no virgin video which features Tiger Wood 😂
Funny Tiger Woods Jokes Cadillac Troubles
Tiger was driving his Cadillac between girlfriends when it broke down and stopped outside a small garage. He went in and asked the old mechanic if he could look at it.
As they were both leaning over the motor, two golf tees fell from Tiger’s shirt pocket onto the motor cover. The old mechanic spotted the tees and asked what they were.
Tiger said, ‘They’re for resting your balls on while you’re driving.’
The mechanic replied, ‘Shit, those guys at Cadillac think of everything!’
Tiger Woods Plays Stevie Wonder
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets Tiger Woods. Stevie happens to mention that he’s also an excellent golfer.
Tiger is sceptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he’s too polite to say anything.
“When I tee off, ” the singer explains, “I have a guy call out to me from the green. My sharp sense of hearing lets me aim, so I’m able to hit the ball in the right direction.”
Tiger is impressed, and Stevie suggests they play a golf round. When Tiger agrees, Stevie asks, “How about if we play for $10,000 a hole?” Tiger insists he couldn’t possibly play him for money because of his sight handicap.
But Stevie argues and badgers Tiger until Tiger finally relents. Stevie says, “You pick the place, and I’ll pick the time?”
Tiger says, “Fine. Pebble Beach.”
Stevie replies, “Midnight!”
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