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Best Vegan Jokes

It seems that as time goes on, more and more people are choosing to go vegan, which is fine but it does leave them open to attack from those of us who love our meat. Ergo, today’s post about best vegan jokes.

Best Vegan Jokes Online

Vegans must find it extremely difficult when going out because not everyone sells vegan foods which is why I love this Instagram meme so much.

When A Vegan Cafe Is Not Vegan

A couple goes to a steak restaurant and asks if they had a vegan option. They were told their meat was vegan.  

They were a bit surprised and were offered to be shown how the cafe made their food. The couple were taken to a door near the back where some grazing cows. One of the cows was taken and beheaded. Then another. After disposing of the heads, the butchers started cutting cleaning and cooking the meat.  

Shocked, the couple asks “How can this be vegan?”  
To which the response was, “What does a cow eat?”  
“Is the cow vegan?”  
“Then the meat is vegan.”

Well, you can’t argue with that! 🤪

Best vegan jokes
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Here’s a quick vegan joke for you. How do you find a vegan at a dinner party? Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.

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